Eat Dirt

Awesome!

Okay.

Jankalicious is a word that now exists in my brain dictionary for better or worse. It does perfectly describe the controls for this game though. My worm really liked rocks...

These controls are just terrible but I enjoyed this game more than I'd like to admit.
Never thought I would say this but...
Feels good eating dirt.

This has the same frustrating-yet-nostalgic jankyness of an early flash game. You found that charming sweet spot!